A Business Man and his Ties
I’m a business man that wears a tie every day. Naturally, I am very busy and do not have the time to sift through all my ties in the morning before important 5:30 AM meetings. I just want a tie rack that allows me to find my tie quickly and efficiently.
As a high-powered business man, I have a large closet. Sometimes I put some of my ties in one storage area, and put my other ties elsewhere. This can get very confusing for me in the wee hours of the morning, when all I really want to do is find my Donald Trump graphic tie. (I wear it on days that I fire people. I just call them in and point at the tie.)
As a wealthy, high-powered business man, I have a lot of ties. And when I say “a lot of ties” I really mean it. They call me the tie king. In fact, by my last count I have 63 ties in total! Luckily for me, my co-workers saved up and bought me the incredible tie - o - matic motorized tie rack for my 25 year anniversary with the company. It is able to hold 64 ties and eight belts, which really makes my life more organized and my closet storage more sensible. Just a push of a button and my ties are rotating smoothly, allowing me to pick the perfect tie to top off my ensemble. The light also comes in handy before my early morning meetings, allowing me to see my ties in the dark.
The only problem is, when I got home my wife got me two more ties, putting me at the 65 tie mark. It was just too hard to pick which tie I would exclude from my motorized tie rack; I love them all so much! I decided I would find out where to get such a revolutionary product. I asked my friends where they purchased such a convenient and useful tie rack, and they told me about purchasing it at Stacksandstacks.com.
Now I have two motorized tie racks and naturally, I had to fill up the second one. I now am the proud owner of 128 awesome ties! I am the tie king.


